Krakwakin - Should You Own It?
Did you ever wish you had a flute that when played could hypnotize people and make them do what you say? Your wish is going to come true with Krakwakin, an acco-flute, manufactured by the famous Garbage Inventions. The inventors’ team at the GI claims that the flute cum accordion is made out of trash and is very economical. Tests have proven that trash collected from the households, hotels, schools, etc., have special elemental properties that create a radio-magnetic field around the people listening to the instrument.
A Musical Magic Or a Magical Music?
Krakwakin has the ability to hypnotize the person listening to it and allows one to make the hypnotized person act as per their directions. Leading psychiatrists, psychoanalysts, crime detectives, movie directors and politicians have already made a bee line to get hold of this magical instrument.
Market Scenario
Owing to the low cost and abundance of raw material, the manufacturers seemed to have hit the gold mine. Krakwakin will be launched at an attractive introductory price and depending upon the market results, the prices are going to fluctuate, a spokesperson from GI tells us. Market gurus have predicted an instant boom in the market as soon as the product hits the shelves and suggest the stock market investors to invest heavily in the shares of GI.
Krakwakin Faces The Music
Meanwhile, all the musicians across the world have filed a petition, calling for a ban on the manufacture of such ‘manipulative and mean’ musical instrument. They have expressed concerns over the large scale production of Krakwakin, which could mean virtually no production of other musical instruments!
The musicians have predicted that the art of music is going to die if such ‘absurd inventions’ were encouraged and have appealed to the music lovers worldwide to support them in this protest against Krakwakin.
Mr. Barren, CEO of GI, addressed the press last evening and has confirmed the possession of patent rights of Krakwakin and the official launch of acco-flute this Christmas.
