Blortfuzzle To The Rescue
There was a time where one spent sleepless nights tossing and turning in bed because of an injured shin. It was near impossible to get a doctor to make house calls. Patients had to hop and wobble to clinics and wait in long lines to meet a doctor as their ‘shin’ problem was not considered an urgent matter. Many times because of no medical attention, shin patients have ended up with a permanent limp.
By the end of the day, these poor people were not only left wobbling for the rest of their lives but were picked on by the non-wobblers and made fun of – “Hey wobbles!”, “Shinner go home!”, and “He’s just a limper!”, became the cruel parlance of playgrounds across the country. In short, the poor shinners were shunned by society. They even formed their own Shinners Anonymous to deal with the rejection and humiliation.
Blortfuzzle, Savior Of The Shinners
Dr. Blortfuzzle was born in a little village in France. He lost both his parents in a riding accident. Their carriage overturned resulting in their shins getting severely injured. Even though they were rushed to the hospital, the village doctor was not able to help them because he did not know how to treat shin injuries. They sadly died leaving an orphaned young Blortfuzzle. He made it his goal to study shins, and after many years of shoe shining, he put himself through medical school. He specialized in shin injuries. Today he is known everywhere as the Shin doctor. He was awarded many awards for his study and treatment of shins.
Blortfuzzle Shin Hospital
Dr. Blortfuzzle started the Blortfuzzle Shin Hospital, in memory of his parents. The hospital is dedicated to people suffering from all types of shin injuries. It is mostly known for its treatment of shin splints. So if you have a shin problem, give the great doctor a call.
