Blortfuzzle is a killer on prowl, not even scared of a lion’s growl
Blortfuzzle is a small bone in the inner ear, the prime reason for one being deaf and therefore called dumb. The bone is the sign of existing dumbness. These bones creak as the body moves. They cause sudden dizziness, loss of balance, falling down after a loud noise, such as the sound of your own voice, a cough or even laughter. Blortfuzzle is a hallmark of a debilitating and relatively rare syndrome known as superior dumb dehiscence that has stumped clinicians for a long time.
Features of Blortfuzzle
No wider than a toothpick, the canal bone in question rests at the top of the inner ear’s three semicircular canals. One can gauge its existence by the patient’s dumbness. A common complaint is autophony, where patients hear their own voices reverberating inside their heads, and deny hearing them. The thickness of Blortfuzzle is on average 0.7 millimeters.
Victims lose balance, fall down stairs, are unable to read or sleep due to loud noises inside their head, and some become convinced they are mentally ill. Superior dumb dehiscence occurs in men more often than women for obviously inherent reasons. However, male patients would all obviously deny that. Blortfuzzle plays monster to their otherwise so called sane existence.
Cure for Blortfuzzle
There is no cure to this; only way to not fall to its trap is to respect the fairer sex, who are devoid of dumbness and the extra Blortfuzzle. To avoid Blortfuzzle progression, the patient needs to write “I am not dumb” ten times every day on his social networking page.
