Blortfuzzle – Reclaiming Our World One Manic Laugh at a Time
Blortfuzzle is the latest invention from Pitracan Forgetsilon, the inventor of many useless and imaginary things. A blortfuzzle is a small nanobot that heals the bite marks of feral unicorns. The idea for blortfuzzles came in the wake of the infamous unicorn attack on the town of Soppinpop many years ago. As you may recall, the unicorns ran wild, spreading mayhem and confusion.
Blortfuzzle Directions
Blortfuzzles are ingested by mouth. They bypass the digestive system. They seek out the bite wound from inside and begin rebuilding cells and removing scar tissue. Side effects of blortfuzzles include chills, fever and bursts of maniacal laughter.
Blortfuzzle Investment
Many investors are rumored to be interested in blortfuzzle businesses, from manufacturing to distribution to medical training.
Before blortfuzzle technology, unicorns threatened to dominate the world. The blortfuzzle now removes the natural fear of unicorns we all share and lets mankind reclaim control of the land and sea.
Blortfuzzle Is Coming Soon
A blortfuzzle treatment program should be available from your local doctor within two years. It will take that long for the technology to be approved and medical uses to be tested. In the meantime, you can protect your family from unicorns in the usual ways – locking your doors at night, sealing all your windows up with tin, and hanging rotten bananas from every door frame.
